Music

Sunday, September 10, 2006

You Might Be A Redneck If...

Most good ole Southerners are familiar with Jeff Foxworthy and his famous "You might be a redneck if..." quotes. Living in Arkansas is prime territory to come up with new sayings. Our family is no exception.

You Might Be A Redneck If:

The family pet deer joins the Labor Day BBQ.


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You Might Be A Redneck If:

You're already feeding your 6 mo. old corn on the cob.

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You Might Be A Redneck If:

A homemade toilet seat chair is brought out as a joke, and you still use it.



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